Size Does Matter

You don't have to see a man naked to calculate the size of his instrument. The louder he is, the smaller it is, and vice versa.

Men who yell or push people around have something to prove. They feel inadequate. They feel that the world knows that their pinky is, well, the size of a pinky.

Quiet men who take life in stride know they are endowned with certain unalienabble rights, that among these are truth, happiness, and the pursuit of a larger pair of underwear.

So the next time you are being harassed by a man, wether in person, at work, or via email, feel sorry for him. Know deep inside that they lack what it takes to be more than just a boy. Smile as his voice gets louder or his text message gets more offensive. Remember that no amount of counseling can help him. He is what he is. A small man.